We’ve tried, but we just can’t take it anymore!

So what happens when you are not good enough to get on So You Think You Can Dance? Not famous enough for Dancing with the Stars, and now drunk enough to end up on Dance-Off Pants-Off… You end up on ABCs Dance Machine.  This new reality dance show pits six would be dancers against each other in head to head competitions for $100,000 dollars.  The audience decided who stays and who goes.  Now this doesn’t sound spectacular except that none of the dancers can actually dance.  It was like watching the people at the club who love to dance but just don’t know how.  I felt a little guilty watching it because I found myself laughing at the people and the utter ridiculousness of the show than being entertained by people who actually thought they could dance.  This week’s winner was 62 year old hip hop master John.  Yes, a senior citizen won this week.  Sad thing is, he was the most entertaining person to watch on the whole show.  If shows like this is what we have to look forward to this summer I’m going to read a book.  Don't waste your Friday night watching this train wreck.  I will do it for you and report back next week.

Click here to watch the full show on ABC's web site.