We’ve tried, but we just can’t take it anymore!

I’ve been watching shows over the internet to avoid having to watch 20 minutes of commercials.  However sometimes that means that I get the weeks mixed up on my episodes.  Today I watched the “premier” episode of Dance Machine (in theory).  This show is a true train wreck.  I have never laughed so hard in my life.  It makes me wonder, do people really think they can dance when they get on this show?  Shame on ABC for contributing to these people’s delusions of grandeur.  This week we has Elvis, the cashier from Africa, Inglewood fashion designer Michelle, Circus performer Vinney, mixed martial artist Jeff, Sandra the student, and PE teacher Dan.  There was very little dancing in the episode (thanks God because most of them couldn’t keep a beat), but a lot of flipping.  In the end it came down to Vinney the Circus performer and MMA Jeff.  This show is a tragedy, and my biggest guilty pleasure.

To catch the full episode click here.